Unbelievably Wacky Week Happenings, Part VII

Wow, what happened?? It’s been a while since we’ve had our wacky dating stories. We know we’ve had them, they must’ve gotten misplaced. But behold, we found them. It’s Tuesday, Valentine’s Day, so maybe Valentine’s Day is a good day to roll out a little laughs. You’ll be thankful for your own dating life and be uber grateful for where you are right now!

Wacky #1

This guy walks up to me the club and hands me a rose. He tells me, ‘I promise I don’t want to f&ck you, I just want to give you this cause you’re beautiful’. And then he kisses all my girlfriends hands.

Wacky Factor: 5

We say that’s funny. Who does that really? Well, obviously this guy did. But somehow, I highly doubt that wasn’t his intention. Lol. I’m sure if the offer of sex was extended, he wouldn’t deny. For all you fellas, this would be one ranked: not smooth. And don’t try so hard! Really! Be natural is what we always say! And if you don’t know what that is, practice it. Be you and the rest will follow!

Wacky #2

We’re out at a local bar and a guy friend of my friend’s boyfriend digs me. He starts following me around the bar, making an effort to talk to me. Even when another guy that liked me came up to me to dance, ‘dude’ still comes up to me afterwards. Then ‘dude’ tells me he’ll walk me out to my car. ‘Dude’ goes up the bar to close my tab and then altercations begin with my close friend who walks up with his girl. I jump and interfere telling them to both back down and telling my guy friend ‘dude’ was with me. When I ask the ‘dude’ if he’s gonna walk me down or stay, he tells me ‘I’m staying here, I didn’t do anything to that guy’.

Wacky Factor: 7

Dude!! Yeah, ego can get in the way. Obviously, the other testosterone in his head got going and the other side flew out the door. He left you hanging girl, no doubt about that. And we say WACKY to that. We take it with a grain of salt the words people say when you meet them, especially when alcohol is involved. Sounded like a strong start, but nose dive into a bad finish. Chuck ‘him, unless, of course, you want a little wacky in your life!

Wacky #3

My ex-girlfriend (as of a few weeks ago) cheated on me while I was on a business trip last month. And then her new guy asks her to tell me that I can come over and hang out with the two of them. Is that insane or am I crazy?

Wacky Factor: 9

What planet is your ex-girl from? Maybe planet drama? That is just trouble brewing. I see no good sides to that arrangement, especially if it’s cheating that just happened within the last few weeks. You’re better off, we’re ranking this one high in w-a-c-k-y! She must be brainwashed, because why anyone would agree to that is beyond me. Be glad she’s gone!! Wacky wacky wacky!

Yeah, we know, how do we ever come up with this stuff? We don’t. The people around us do. But, that’s mankind, we’re all so different and we all know on the flip side there’s stories circulating on the other side of the coin! But, well, all we have is ours, so that’s that. Join us next time. We love the wacky, it brings a smile to our day! So, be thankful!

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